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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
12 months ago by AshokSuman via web

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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
1 year ago by whoisanand via web

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Diff betwn gulfnd & wife
gf-beauty,wf-duty
gf-pension,wf-tension
gf-yummy,wf-vehmi
gf-cool,wf-fool
gf-tuttifruity,wf-kismat futi
gf-fresh cake,wf-earth quake
11 months, 2 weeks ago by goelankur via mobile

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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
1 year ago by rahulg via web

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Marriage is
like
going to a
Resturant..
U order
Your choice
from
the menu,
and then
look at the
neighbouring table and wish

"KAASH...
YE ORDER KIYA HOTA" :-
12 months ago by right2aquarious via mobile

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Thappar Maarnay par Naraz Wife se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti."
1 year ago by rahulg via web

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Wat is d diffrence betwn love & arrange marriage?

Ans:Hum khud jake khai me kud jaye to love

aur 200-300 log milke dhakka de to arrange..
1 week, 5 days ago by Krazzyboy via mobile

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How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:
1- A G
2- O G
3- SUNTE HO
4- BUNTY KE BAPU
5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO
6- KAHAN MAR GAYE
1 year ago by jackieo via web

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Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya
SHOPKEPER:Aap sadisuda hai
San:is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegy.
9 months, 2 weeks ago by maverick via mobile

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What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"
1 year, 1 month ago by amitu via web

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