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AshokDhanwal
Nobody is Perfect. I am Nobody. So I am Perfect.
30, Male, New Delhi
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Teacher: Aisi kaunsi cheez hai to bahut vajan utha sakti hai lekin uska khud ka vajan bahut kam hota hai.
Student: Madam ji, aapki Bra....
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Girl: Meri chut fat gayi hai, tanke lagwane hai.
Nurse: Size kitna rakhna hai.
Girl: Apne jitna rakh do.
Nurse: Fir to aur fadni padegi.
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Sardar go 4 sex wid his wife.
Wife: Plz aaj mat chodo, aaj mera upwas hai.
Sardar: Bahan ki lodi, mere lund pe kya aata laga hai, jo tera upwas toot jayega.
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Man: Give me VIAGRA extra dose.
Chemist: Why man?
Man: 3 girls are coming home.
Man: (Next day) give me IODEX.
Chemist: What happen?
Man: This is for my hand, the girls didn't come
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Ravan ko court me Gita par haath rakhne ko kaha gaya. Usne mana kar diya aur bola: Sita par haath rakhkar itni musibat aa gayi ab Gita...........nahi.
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Boy: Chalo kisi viran jagah chalte hai.
Girl: Tum koi aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Nahi bilkul nahi.
Girl: To fir rahne do.
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