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Attitude can make a difference
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Every married man wondering every evening. Should i go out & look at what i cannot Fuck or . .. .. . Stay home and Fuck what i cannot look at
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1 month ago by
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The Pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The Optimist sees it half full.
The Realist JUST ADDS WHISKY and makes the life colourful...!!
1 month, 3 weeks ago by
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Rs-1450:baby food
Rs-1000.Doctor fee
Rs-950:medicine
Rs-800:toys
Rs-500.Diapers
Rs-300:babypowder
TOTAL
Rs-5000/mth
or
condom-Rs-1/
faisla aap per hai
1 month, 4 weeks ago by
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1ltr=1000ML, 1/2ltr=500ML, 1/4ltr=250ML,
But 1full=750ML, 1half=360ML, 1quarter=180ML,
Saala bewdon ko Sarkar bhi chutiya banati hai !!!
Jago grahak Jag
2 months ago by
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Do u know wats d relation between ur face n smile..?smile looks cute on ur face but ur face looks cutest wen u smile...
2 months, 1 week ago by
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Be more concerned with your character than your reputation,because your character is what you really are,while your reputation is merely what others think of u
2 months, 1 week ago by
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Doctor warned 96 year old Man that Sex with his 19 year old Fiancee could be FATAL..
The Old Bugger said: "Fuck it.. If she dies.. she dies.."
2 months, 1 week ago by
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Burial worker: Your husband's coffin isn't closing due to his erect penis.
Wife: Cut it & put in his Ass, Bcos thats the only hole in town he missed !!
2 months, 1 week ago by
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2 seater Helicopter crashed at KABRISTAN in Panjab . next day NEWS : Panjab me hawai jahaz gira, Sardaro ne 25O Lashe dhund nikali, aur b talash jari he.
2 months, 1 week ago by
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