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ritika
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18, Female, goa
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EXAMS R HERE,
AT THE PAPER I STARE,
THE ANSWERS ARE NO WHERE,
WHICH MAKES ME PULL MY HAIR,
THE GRADES ARE BELOW FAIR,
BUT JUST LIKE PAST 18 YRS I DONT CARE
8 months ago by
ritika via web
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A MAN 2 HIS WIFE IN A TRAIN:
DARLING ME TUMHARI ATMA SE PYAAR KARTA HUN,
TUMHARA SHAREER TO ME KUTTO KO DAAL DU.
BANTA ON UPPER BIRTH: BOW BOW
8 months ago by
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tum lakh bhula ke dekhlo,
hum firr bhi apni kami jatate rahenge,
tum kitna bhi paani pikke dekhlo,
hum firr bhi hichkiyon ke saath yaad aate rahenge
8 months ago by
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sardar propose a girl:
kutta marr gay rajaai vich,
mai pagal ho gaya teri judaai vich,
fenail te machhar bach ni sakda,
mai tere bina reh nai sakda
8 months ago by
ritika via web
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- har taraf padhai ka saya hai
- peparon mein number kisne paya hai
- ham to u hin aye the paper dene
- sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
8 months ago by
ritika via web
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Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,
Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai
india ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai,
jahan bhi deewar milti hai,
log
wahin
moot jate hain....
8 months ago by
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i asked my boss 4 his daughter's hand in marriage
he said "ur salary won't even get enuf toilet paper 4 her"
i said if she's gonna shit that much, then forget it
8 months ago by
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Bruce Lee's
Favorite
Vegtble=Mu-Lee
Brekfast=Id-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actress=Sona-Lee
Song=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs!
Y?
Bcoz its
Kha-Lee
8 months ago by
ritika via web
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Pi ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage,
Sharab me apne gum ko mitane lage.
Zalim sharab Pite hi asar dikhane lagi.
Nashe me unki saheliya bhi yad ane lagi.
8 months ago by
ritika via web
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Aaj hum unhe bewafa bata kar aaye hain,
unke khaton ko pani main baha kar aye hain,
koi nikaal ke padh na le unhe,
isiliye paani main bhi aag laga kar aye hain
8 months ago by
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ritika is a member since Feb 27 2008 and has posted 27 SMSes till date.
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