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soumik26
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Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardarjee
What is the colour of your wife's underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
13 hours, 19 minutes ago by
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Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
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Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.
13 hours, 23 minutes ago by
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Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
13 hours, 25 minutes ago by
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Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.
13 hours, 27 minutes ago by
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If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u
13 hours, 27 minutes ago by
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2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said...
''My wife is better''
2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said...
''U were right, your wife is better..
13 hours, 31 minutes ago by
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The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any
style you play... as many shots you try... and as much perfection you have... you
can never get your balls in...!!!
3 days, 13 hours ago by
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Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.
3 days, 13 hours ago by
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Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an
Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is
mine"
3 days, 13 hours ago by
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